Koda
Age: Playful adult
Breed: Newfoundland
Height: Slightly shorter than his ego
Looking for: A partner in zoomies
Bio:
Star of my AKC puppy class (not to brag). Former therapy dog in training. Full-time goofball. I'm playful, affectionate, and I WILL make eye contact while peeing in the yard. I love water, attention, and giving you a heart attack when I sprint out of nowhere. If I had thumbs, I’d swipe right on everyone.
Perfect date: Splashes in a muddy puddle followed by snuggles that leave your shirt 100% fur-covered.
Esmeralda
Age: Regal & unbothered
Breed: Newfoundland
Height: As tall as needed to judge you
Looking for: Someone who respects boundaries, beauty, and drama
Bio:
I’m not saying I’m royalty, but I will absolutely expect to be treated like it. I’m full of energy, sass, and opinions — usually all at the same time. Selectively affectionate, highly photogenic, and allergic to nonsense (and wet grass, if you ask me). I keep the boys in line and the humans on their toes.
If you don’t like strong, independent women who refuse to come inside when called... keep scrolling.
Perfect date: A sunset photo shoot, light breeze in my fur, zoomies on a whim, no boys allowed.
Odin
Age: Mature (but don't ask how many naps it takes to stay this wise)
Breed: Newfoundland
Height: Tall enough to block your TV
Looking for: Peace, snacks, and someone who appreciates deep, soulful eye contact
Bio:
Calm. Collected. Drools in his sleep. I’m the wise guy your mom warned you you'd end up falling for. I enjoy long sighs, watching chaos unfold from across the room, and silently judging the younger generation. Bonus points if you have fruit or ice cubes you’re willing to “accidentally” drop.
Perfect date: A slow walk followed by a shared nap on the couch — you can even have the edge.
